AUTHOR: Beth TITLE: DATE: 6/27/2002 01:13:00 AM ----- BODY:
In a Perfect World...


ATTENTION DRIVERS: If you regularly drive within 5 mph of the posted speed limit, you are instructed to operate your motor vehicle ONLY in the rightmost lanes of major interstate highways. DO NOT block the leftmost lane--the "passing lane"--against faster-moving traffic. PLEASE HEED the signals of faster drivers behind you by pulling into right-hand lanes. DO NOT speed up when faster drivers attempt to pass you on the right. DO NOT slam on your brakes to attempt to cause an accident with a faster driver behind you. Violators will be subject to citation. POSTED, the Massachusetts State Police.