AUTHOR: Beth TITLE: DATE: 12/19/2003 02:18:00 PM ----- BODY:
Kellie: (after a man holds the door for us on the way out of Chili's) You know, I really like when people open doors. I like that. I like chivalry like that. It's dying out, too. (reflecting) Of course, it's probably those high standards that keep me single. Channel 7 newscaster: Red Sox President Larry Lucchino released this statement: ""The proposed trade between the Boston Red Sox and the Texas Rangers is dead. The players' association's intransigence and the arbitrary nature of its action are responsible for the deal's demise." Me: (throwing a pillow toward the TV)#!$#$#$^#!!@$^&^&(&()&*%^^%$%#$@#!^%^*& #$%$#$^&*&*&%@#$ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kellie: (soothingly)OK, come on. We'll go outside and have a cigarette. Me: (sulking outside on the porch, smoking) ^*^&(^*(^#$$!$^ $%^*&*)(_%^@#%#$ #!@#%^ $%&^%*^^$%$##$%#$$%$% ^%^&*&*(*(&&^ $%^%$^&%^*&&$%$ #% ^&^#$%$%@#$%@#!#*&(* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kellie: Good times. Good times.
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