AUTHOR: Beth TITLE: DATE: 3/30/2004 03:51:00 PM ----- BODY:

Further Fax Follies

The following is an actual voicemail I received at work today. Names have been change to protect the idiotic. Each of the ellipses represents at least a three-second pause.
"Hello, this is um...Sandra, at uh, Kaufmann Plumbing Supply, and you've been sending uh...um...um...fax, faxes? to a Mr. Stan Kozlowski at [garblegarblegarble] Metals? And um...we need you to um...remove his uh...um...his uh...name? from the uh...dah-...maili--...uh...faxing...list? Mr. um, Kozlowski is um....dea--...die---...deceased, and he is also no longer with our company, either. Thanks."
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