AUTHOR: Beth TITLE: DATE: 3/29/2004 11:37:00 AM ----- BODY:

Here's your Clue

Dear Person Who Leaves the Bathroom Window Open in our Unheated Ladies' Room when it's 2 Degrees Outside: Don't do that. Love, Beth.
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Dear People Walking by Who See Me Sitting Here With My Jacket on at My Desk because the Vent is Blasting Cold Air Straight Down my Shirt: What could possibly possess you to observe such a scene, and then still have the nerve to ask me, "Are you cold?" No, assholes. I think my outdoor jacket is lovely business attire, and I enjoy the swishing sound it makes as I move my arms to type. Jesus. Love, Beth
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