DATE: 5/21/2004 09:37:00 AM
Today at work...
George: Wow, Steve, that's quite the shirt you have on, there.
Steve (who is sporting a shirt that is a truly horrific combination of plaids): Thanks.
Steve(to me): See, ever since they announced a dress code, I've been trying to come up with the most horrific combination of clothes that still fits within the guidelines. Like a tuxedo. Or leather pants. Or maybe one of those T-shirts that has a tuxedo drawn on it.
Me: That wouldn't work, though, because you can't wear T-shirts.
Steve: Yeah, you're right. I probably wouldn't get away with any of that. So for right now I'm just sticking with wearing no underwear.