DATE: 9/08/2004 11:49:00 PM
Me: Gas on pump 1, and a pack of Marlboros, please.
Kid at Mobil Station: (hesitating) You know these are really bad for you, right...?
Me: (Gratuitous eyeroll) Just give me the goddamn cigarettes. Okay?
KaMS: Well, we all have our bad habits, right? Heh.
Me: (deadpan) Mmm. Yeah. Like lecturing complete strangers about stuff that's none of your business?
(Silence then follows until the bell dings when I walk out the door.)