AUTHOR: Beth TITLE: DATE: 9/08/2004 11:49:00 PM ----- BODY:

Bite Me

Me: Gas on pump 1, and a pack of Marlboros, please. Kid at Mobil Station: (hesitating) You know these are really bad for you, right...? Me: (Gratuitous eyeroll) Just give me the goddamn cigarettes. Okay? KaMS: Well, we all have our bad habits, right? Heh. Me: (deadpan) Mmm. Yeah. Like lecturing complete strangers about stuff that's none of your business? (Silence then follows until the bell dings when I walk out the door.)