AUTHOR: Beth TITLE: DATE: 9/01/2004 10:07:00 AM ----- BODY:

Fast Away the Old Year Passes

Christmas carols may be a little premature, but that's in my head right now. And at the rate the weeks are flying by, it'll be Christmas in about an hour from now anyway. Not much happening in my life of late besides The Red Sox, who have their own blog now. So I figure I'll do this silly thing:
EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot Heinz Oxford (ketchup counts as a spice...right?) SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied Owl-Eyes Nashua "FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name E. PARI DETECTIVE ALIAS = Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Last Went to School Kitten Amherst BARFLY ALIAS = Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink Cookie Amaretto (ooh, that's a good one!) SOAP OPERA NAME = Middle name + street you first lived on McGarry Chappell PORN STAR ALIAS = First Pet's Name + Street You Grew Up On Lady Priscilla (uh oh, sounds like a Drag Queen) JEDI NAME = First 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name, First 2 letters of your mother's maiden name + the first 3 letters of your hometown Parel Mcche (ok, that one didn't quite work)

Oh, Crap, there's More

You are a Siren. More adventurous than all with a
voice like no other, you sit on warm rocks and
sing to the moon and sea. Yet sometimes
shipwrecks find you and raving men want you.
You are a bottle of talent and power. What the
unknown is you seek to find, and a lover. You
have the moon and stars as freinds. There are a
very few of you, what a rare find.
Your Element is Wind. You're light-hearted,
care-free, kind, sensitive, and mysterious. You
have friends, and most absolutely love you. You
can be calm and soothing one minute and raging
in anger the next, so no one wants to get on
your bad side. Your beauty is inspiring and

What's Your Element? (PICTURES)
The U.S. economy is about to be brought to a standstill byQuizilla

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
Another five mintues of my life irrevocably robbed from me by Quizilla
Chocolate Bar- You're thick and chunky and very hard
to forget. People just can't get enough of that
booty of yours purrreow!!!
JUNK FOOD QUIZ! What junk best decribes you?

The Superhighway continues to be trashed by Quizilla
Best. Quiz. Ever. Worst results possible, though. No pictures, no clever ending, no punchline. Christ, am I actually thinking critically about these things?
What animal r u?
Quite possibly the dumbest quize ever brought to you by Quizilla
You are not an idiot.

Are you an idiot in my opinion?
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