DATE: 9/30/2004 09:07:00 PM
My Mom Kicks Ass
Me: sometimes i just feel like things are never going to work out
Me: like i'm just on this hamster wheel
Mom: I hope you can get a good night's sleep and that tomorrow things will seem a little brighter (I know that's Pollyanna, but I really do hope that!)
Me: yeah a lot of this is probably just my uterus talking
Mom: I'm sure that's a factor!
Mom: can one tell one's uterus to shut up?
Mom: or is that anatomically impossible?
Me: yes, but it doesn't get you anywhere
Mom: sort of like "go fuck yourself" is impossible?
Me: but you can still say it if, you know, it makes you feel better
Mom: guess it's time for me to go to bed when I'm using "strong language" on the screen
Me: i'm posting it on my blog :-*
Mom: if you put it on the blog, don't say I said it!
Me: of course i will!
Me: i won't post your screen name
Me: i won't post your screenname
Me: it's not funny unless they know it's my mom saying it
Mom: I should hope not!
Mom: good night sweetie
Me: ok night mom