AUTHOR: Beth TITLE: Couldn't Resist DATE: 2/08/2005 11:41:00 AM ----- BODY:
This has already become at least a Tropical Depression on the grand scale of Blogstorms, but I just have a few questions about the water-cooler story making the rounds today. 1. What possessed this man to make this "wager" if his team *won*? 2. What type of implement did he use? How did he avoid bleeding to death? 3. How in the name of all that is good and holy did this man manage to walk back into the bar? 4. What was the reaction? Screams? High-fives? Vomiting? A combination? 5. What is this mysterious "medication" the man was supposedly taking at the time? My vote is Angel Dust.