TITLE: Howl of Anguish
DATE: 3/04/2005 06:14:00 PM
Ticketmaster Guy: How can I help you today?
Me: (after trying unsuccessfully for an hour plus online and on the phones) Hi. I need to buy Nine Inch Nails tickets for Boston in May.
Ticketmaster Guy: Okay, is that the Orpheum Theater?
Me: (Hopes raised) Yeah...
Ticketmaster Guy: (After a few seconds of clicking keys) I'm very, very sorry, ma'am...but that showing is sold out.
Me: (In stuporous disbelief) Completely?
TMG: I'm afraid so, ma'am.
TMG: Uh...you have a good weekend, ma'am. Goodbye.