AUTHOR: Beth TITLE: Howl of Anguish DATE: 3/04/2005 06:14:00 PM ----- BODY:
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Ticketmaster Guy: How can I help you today? Me: (after trying unsuccessfully for an hour plus online and on the phones) Hi. I need to buy Nine Inch Nails tickets for Boston in May. Ticketmaster Guy: Okay, is that the Orpheum Theater? Me: (Hopes raised) Yeah... Ticketmaster Guy: (After a few seconds of clicking keys) I'm very, very sorry, ma'am...but that showing is sold out. Me: (In stuporous disbelief) Completely? TMG: I'm afraid so, ma'am. Me: DAMMIT. TMG: Uh...you have a good weekend, ma'am. Goodbye.
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